I've been playing some Blood Bowl Legendary Edition lately. I'm not great at the game and don't really mind, but there's a Let's Play of it I've been watching that occasionally makes me want to play. Anyway, I made an Elf team called the People's Republic. They wear red and are named for communists. I was chatting with a friend about them and he seemed to think it was amusing enough that it should be kept for posterity. Read on for the adventures of communist fantasy football/rugby. (Edited for typos and non-related tangents.)